Skaoi IV
To be considered by the Mimestry at the next Silent Congregation; Territorial Matters timeslice
A Bill to Destroy Skaoi IV to Contain Existential Threat
WHEREAS Skaoi IV is annexed Federated Republic of Planets (hereinafter referred to as the FRP) territory,
WHEREAS the FRP's top priorities are preserving the wellbeing and livelihood of its citizens,
WHEREAS the presence of nanobots of unknown capacity have been found on the surface,
WHEREAS dangerous memetic diseases scourge the planet,
WHEREAS any intelligent species are likely a byproduct of FRP activities and therefore not protected as sentient via Section CLXVI of the Twelth Ethics Volume,
WHEREAS further exploration would put crews in the line of direct alien threat,
WHEREAS the planet will be gone soon anyways, with the likely local, true sentients gone,
BE IT ENACTED BY THE MIMESTRY HERE ASSEMBLED AND ABROAD THAT:
[SECTION 1] The FRP will hereby proceed to send three (3) Nidhogg-class Destroyers to Skaoi IV and its satellites for a full nanobot salvage of matter, accelerated singularity evaporation, and radiation stabilization procedures MI - MMXVIII.
[SECTION 2] A budget of 2.5 trillion Space Doubloons will be allocated for the upgrades, crewing, and various expenses related to the cleanup.
[SECTION 3] The FRP Special Containment and Quaratine branch will oversee the successful and safe execution of this order. The Mimestry's Top Tophats Elite will verify its success.
[SECTION 4] The Nidhoggs are to be sent immediately following the full publication of Lexicon Xenocryst (to be completed on its original timeframe) and will be expected to have fully completed their work within six (6) months.
[SECTION 5] The decision of the Mimestry hereby overrides all laws in conflict with this legislation for the purpose of Skaoi IV and related satellites.
Kelsey Khan, Director of Travels and Communications, The Ashbery, Federated Republic of Planets
Classified Level AlephNull
[SECTION 6] Skaoi IV is not to be destroyed under any circumstances. With the budget above, plus 8 trillion Space Doubloons, the planet is to be masked from all detection, and a Invisible Blockade put on the sector.
[SECTION 7] All personnel on the Ogden and Carroll missions are to be put in reeducation, including those from foreign lands, such as those in the H.I.T.L.E.R. Program. Again, after the successful publication of the Lexicon.
[SECTION 8] A specialized research team is to research and study the vulnerabilities of Voidsenders. I really, really hope Alephnull is enough to keep their eyes out. That's kinda the point of this whole bill, isn't it?
[Section 9] All runes relating to The War of Whimsy are to be marked for specific research. Any personnel possessed by a Voidsender is to be immediately ejected into the black hole. All military technology is to be tested for effectivity against Galjapian ships and peoples, along with the ships and technology of any plausible threat.
Kelsey Khan, Twelfth Superclowncil Intelligence Division, Head of Uncharted Explorations