Unitied Astronomics

A mega corporation that help provided the funding for H.I.T.L.E.R. Program through the Confederated Democracy of Systems Royal University for the exploration of Skaoi IV. Started in the early 3000’s during the merging of McExxon Pfizer Martin, United Caterpillar Cola, 3M Kraft Heinz Grumman Cummins, and Hershey Rockwell Global. Unitied Astronomics bought N.A.S.A. from the United States of America government during the 3500’s to provide a base of operations to begin asteroid mining.

During 3710, a massive leak of dangerous chemicals into the Earth’s atmosphere caused a major environmental crisis. The resulting PR caused the Unitied Astronomics to hire The VViggles to write a jingle to help rebrand the company. This is similar to the BP oil spill during the early 2000’s. BP was one of the conglomerate companies to form part of Unitied Astronomics.

Early on in the company’s history, they formed an electronic newspaper/magazine of the same name. The publication is mostly used to boast the company’s image, products, and research. The newest product was the Astro-potentio-actuator. In the next issue of Unitied Astronomics, the Skaoi IV work Untitled will be featured.

The company is hoping to profit from the newly discovered Titanite and Kila found on Skaoi IV. Unitied Astronomics has copyrighted the Terminal Prime to prevent other publications from the data collected during the missions.

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Keith Anderson, Intern