Scatmanism
An odd religion that sprang up as a result of the The Crunching. Originally developed in an attempt to prevent the world-worm from devouring Skaoi IV. The central part of the religion is to cover parts of the surface of the planet with Ghallas Scat-droppings. While practical to prevent unwanted space worms from eating the planet, this has led to fanatics to cover everything in these droppings. Based on the data in the Terminal Prime, Scatmanism was so popular it was spread through video games, like Kalbion, and other popular media. Scatmanism swiftly took hold on Skaoi IV. As the years went on, the mythos of Scatmanism started to evolve. Titanite and Kila became central to mythical rituals. Scatmanism fractured into multiple sects each with their own weird uses of scat. One sect would use vocal improvisation with wordless vocals and nonsense syllables during their rituals. Some rituals would involve the eating of the scat, and this practice seemed to be fetishized.
Scatmanism can be compared to similar 20th century cult ideologies like the Illuminati, Scientology, The Masons, and Christianity. In order to rid the planet of the high amounts of scat it was proposed to Immediately and Thoroughly Nuking the Site from Orbit. This would allow exploration of Skaoi IV to continue without wading through deep layers of scat.
Keith Anderson, Intern