Ptolin Athin

Ptolin Athin was a Neon-Marxist ringleader, philosopher, healer, and nanobot collective. Best known for their involvement in the syndicate Aesop's Anarchists, Ptolin's driving messages of individualistic importance, enhanced by their moral-storytelling manner of speaking, inflamed a strong following across ages and demographics in Neohouston, eventually leading to the wave of attacks on major corporations started by Aesop's Anarchists.

Early Life

Ptolin Athin was created by Fossegrim Industries Educational Programming Division as part of the "Nannybot" line of nanobot-based instructors, tagline: "It takes a city to raise a child." Athin was among the first of this line purchased, sold to the local city council member Kollaxander Wealthow-Richmond-Opulen-Pluto-Crastis. Tasked with creating a philosophy education for Kollaxander's daughter, Anista-Kollaxander Wealthow-Richmond-Opulen-Pluto-Crastis, Ptolin quickly radicalized the two-year-old girl with extremist literature (namely, the titular "Aesop"'s Fables, currently unavailable except with a clearance 6 Puffin™ Library pass).

Founding of Aesop's Anarchists

At the behest of Anista-Kollaxander, Ptolin then went into Neohouston's Cuban District, Sunken Cuba. In illegal streams and library events, Ptolin spread his radicalizing stories to susceptible audiences, who in turn created a network around the figure.

Recent Activity

Ptolin Athin was reported at no less than 57 attacks on such companies as Fossegrim Industries, Stromkarlen Consolidated, Huldra Coffee, and Ragna Rock Records.

Death

Ptolin "dissolved" in the Neohouston Police Department's custody on March 15, 2557 as they were being transported to his preliminary hearing after their capture on March 1, 2557.

Witness Statement

It was pretty grody. So like, Bluebelt and Eff were guiding Ptolin along, and Ptolin, they're in one of those electromagnet cages right? And there's the guy from Stromkarlen there and he's like looking at his wristplay (looked p chic like a newer model or somethin it was cooool it glowed) like get on with it. So, Ptolin's passing by the watercooler / batterypack combo so I grab Bluebelt and shoot the shit and I'm like, "yo i heard Xen has a little crush on Lavender and like don't tell her but i heard she's going to like, file the paperwork if u know what i mean" and Freer's like "standard salutations under directive blah blah blah i'm boring blah blah blah you're committing several crimes blah blah blah" and while they're talking i'm filling up a water but the cooler's broken or something and it doesn't stop going and the water's begins spraying everywhere p soon and it got all up in the holding device it its like zzrk zzrk zzrk errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrffffffff and then they exploded.

like, plural they but only ptolin exploded everyone else was fine i got battery acid? all over my arm? but the fossegrim guy said he could get me an full-limb version of his thing so i'm pretty excited about that. so yeah anyways ptolin exploded and there was this like? battery acid type goop all over? never saw nanobots do that but maybe that's how some of the educational models work idk i was raised exclusively in virtual classrooms. like before that i thought ptolin looked pretty normal they had all these kinda shimmery oily bits i'm used to but it was kinda jittery and fast inside the cage. the fossegrim guy said, oh and this part is great, that his individual nanobots had become reprogrammed to be anarchist. i couldn't tell if he was joking or not? but anyways the goop was everywhere and that's why i had to replace the Mechakitties meme calendar I had on my desk.

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