IR Form 27Bx2f6

Inhuman Resources Form 27Bx2f6 is a simple, eight-factored funding request for the purposes of submitting performance appraisals, reporting temporary layoffs, requesting permanent permissions to download games through the work firewall, and adequately detaining an undocumented form of life in a general capacity, including and up to improvements to hygienic facilities, candy bowls, detainment, transportation and food-preparation facilities. Originally drafted by the famed bureaucrat Emma Fisto-Falees, IR Form 27Bx2f6 drastically improved the synergistic, multimodal needs of departmental infrastructure by hybridizing operationalized core holistic methodologies.

In order to acquire an IR-27Bx2f6, one must simply submit a HR-101195 (requesting recategorization of said detainee or demonstrating need for adequate containment of said group, which candies are to be restocked, and full architectural plans for said construction) an IR-DEADBEEF (related to food safety and proper handling of radioactive substances, along with proving a good taste in games), along with proof of a successfully submitted Panoptic Department of Oversight Public Static New Class request, demonstrating a reasonable case for classification of said group and need for new categorizations, and a competence factor above 33 and below 35, demonstrating adequate ability and needs for funds and permissions to accomplish ones objectives despite unfettered access to the latest entertainment.

The IR Form 27Bx2f6 in question specifically related to Witness T-Omicron-Delta-Delta. Annotated fields listed below.

Submitted by: Holly Syklop Famous
Submission Requested by[1]: Officer Reilly Harbringer
Submittee's Total Adeptness Grade (TAG): [REDACTED]
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Total Number of Temporary Layoffs Requested: 111.5
Average TAG of Requested Layoffs: 23 - 4i
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Subject to be Detained: Witness T-Omicron-Delta-Delta
Place of Initial Detainment: Violin Electrics Hobby Airport Lounge and Capacitor Center
One-Word Description of Detainee: Techno...Lichen...esque?[2]
Current Place of Detainment: Department Pool
Presumed Sexual, Sociological, Religious, etc. Boundaries of Detainee: ???????????????????
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Submittee's Favorite Game: VVRR Twelve Dimensional Twister
General Workflow: Get it done by 12, water cooler till 4. Ask for extensions by 4:30.
Reason for request: The NCPF Annual Christmas Party
Relevant Addictions: [Redacted]
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Major Architectural Changes: Retrofitting the greenhouse to be more fungus-friendly, adding an incinerator to the 2nd floor woman's bathroom, plumbing for a bleach line, addition of artificisanal apples to the candy bowl.
Blood Type: XD-
Inhuman Resources Form DEADBEEF Handed To: Olivia, You Know Her[3]
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Holly Famous, Administrative Professional

[1] ;) ;) ;) ;O ;O ;O
[2] Hate this field.
[3] LOVE her she's great.