Kraakberg

Kraakberg be a town on tae surface of continent Wester, tae continent tat be more west than, say, Kelorna, known fer its locals and its natives and its flora and its fauna. And its poor doc'mentation.

Kraakberg be well-known as well. Aye, could talk at length 'bout its position nestled 'tween highlands and jungle, its economy cent'rd round harvesting wood fer construction o'massive structures, an its substantial pop'lation an pleasant community. But I won't.

Instead, les get one ting straight. We been on a right pissing match of who be discoverin the newest tings, an thanks to tae conn'tation of "west" as "new", we been comparin our tings as west o'the other ship's, and same them fer us. But it's high time we set something down to be east, cause this is just nonsense, what with everything bein west of everything else!

So at tis point, let tae westest edge o'Wester be tae westest point, and tae antipode of its westest edge, tae Giant Dividing Wall, be tae border between "east" and "west".

In accordance wit tae "less west" erryone's been calling tae less-explored east side o'tae wall, I propose tae name Lester. Maybe ten we can convince some crew ta pay it a damn visit.

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Montglimmery Scott, D.N.